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Messing with peoples minds.

How to mess with peoples minds-

Person 1- blah blah blah- no pun intended- blah blah blah...
Person 2- *thinking* 'No pun intended?' there was a pun in that statement? Where was it? Should I ask him what the pun was..? ... No, that would make me seem dumb, and unfunny. Should I laugh at the pun? Okay, I'm gonna laugh at the pun... OH WAIT its too late to laugh! That statement is long gone. Ok, think this through. He said, 'the taco is really tasty, -no pun intended.- ...' So where is the pun? is it in taco, or really tasty...?

And all through the day, Person 2 will be thinking about that pun, and Person 1 will be silently laughing in his head, for there is no pun.

What a sick, sick person.

I love my sister.

My sister is the greatest! I can bully her, and annoy her to my hearts content... at least until I get my eye poked out.
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*a typical day in the Lysyk household.*

(Theo walks up to Stasha.)
T-Hey, whatcha doing?
S- Nothing much. Just playing Windwaker.
T- I see... So, have you thought about doing something productive with your time?
S- Like your one to talk. Walking around in your underwear, playing games, doing nothing useful...
T- Hey! Walking around in my underwear is a design choice, which is really attractive.
S- PSHHHHH...!
T- Did I just hear a stifled laugh?
S- No, I just sneezed. I'm allergic to dumbness.
T- No you aren't, nobody can be... WAIT A SECOND!
S- Haha! You didn't get it, did you?
T- I TOTALLY got it! its YOU who didn't get it!
S- That made no sense.
T- Your face makes no sense.
S- ... What? Anyway, it was fun humiliating you, but now its time for you to go. I'm playing a game.
T- Well, what if I TURNED OFF YOUR GAME! Haha! What're you gonna do about it?
S-...

*3 minutes later*

T- OH MY GOD! OW! THAT REALLY HURTS!
S- So, now WHOS NOT gonna turn off my game any more?
T- ...The dogs..? ... OW! OKAY, OKAY! I WONT INTERRUPT YOU ANY MORE! ... WOW, your a witch. A WITCH!... AAARRRGGGHHH!!! You know what I think...?

*Dad* HOLYFREAKINGCRAPWILLYOUSHUTUP?!?!

*like I said. A typical day in the Lysyk household.)

Rock Paper Scissors?

SL- Ok, Rockpaperscissors SHOOT!... What is that?

TL- It's a car. Vroom.

SL- ... Ok... well, how does it fare against rock?

TL- not so good. The rock crashes through the windsheild and kills the driver. You win. One more time. ROCKPAPERSCISSORS SHOOT!

SL- Car again, huh?

Tl- yeah, I lose. Scissors slashes the tires.

SL-...

TL- ROCKPAPERSCISSORS SHOOT! DAMN, I lost again. Paper covers windshield, resulting in a crash.

SL- so car is pretty much useless?

TL- not really. Try it. ROCKPAPERSCISSORS SHOOT!

SL- so now we both have car. what happens?

TL- well, we crash head on, and there has to be one survivor. Do you know how we decide who the survivor is?

SL- I'm don-

TL- ANOTHER GAME OF ROCK PAPER SCISSORS!

SL- OH NO!

TL- ROCKPAPERSCISSORS SHOOT!

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Add, 'car,' to your rock paper scissors list.

Sick... at least with a good game.

So I've been sick. I have the flu, I think, and I have huddled myself away from Wednesday to now, and been somewhat miserable from then on.



On Tuesday, mommy got me a game called Goldeneye 007 for the wii, and I basically crammed myself into it for the entire sick-spell. I have played all modes, from the campaign, split screen multiplayer, as well as the online, I have to say it is the best First Person Shooter, (FPS,) I have ever played in my entire life. It gets the Theo Award for best FPS in 2010. (Keep those awards in mind, I'm not quite done with them.)



So yeah. If you're sick with a game, it should be a good game.

Lets get this over with... THE GRAPHICS ARE STANDARD DEFINITION, DO NOT JUDGE GAMES ON GRAPHICS!!! There. Now I would like to bring you to the second griping point that many Halo Nerdz have griped on. Daniel Craig plays Bond this time around, not Peirce Brasundone. (I don't know his name, so I will make fun of him by changing his last name. Say it slowly, and out loud.) I really do not care for the change, since it does not change gameplay from the, oh-so fantastic masterpiece, Goldeneye on the N64. Also, I hear people like Danny more because he has blue eyes. Huh.

I have played the campaign throughly, and am impressed. The controls are fun, with the addition of the Classic Controller Pro, (Which replicates 360 controls,) and the optional use of the Gamecube controller. My personal favorite is the Wiimote and nunchuck. It supplies story, and an interesting gameplay element, where you sneak around with a silenced pistol and eliminate people tactically and silently, ho ho!




Unfortunately, the guards have a lick of intelligence in this game, so the stealth element is hard to maintain. It also does not help that headshots that are farther from 5 meters from the guy seem to just make him stutter back like some invisible person just shoved him.

So the stealth is kind of gimped, but in the times I don't get seen, and I manage not to get pounded in a shootout with me vs the ENTIRE POPULATION OF RUSSIANS, I do enjoy my silent takedowns, and creeping around like a real Bond! It is rewarding, as you have less guys to eliminate, and fun too! Now that I've shown that the Campaign is a blast, and totally fun, now it's time to move on to the multiplayer.

There are 2 forms of multiplayer; split screen, and online.
Split Screen is where you can, 'Frag dem noobz' within the same room as them. It is very addictive and enjoyable, with it's modifications and game modes, as well as being able to, 'Frag dem noobz,' with, 'dem noobz,' being up to, '4 noobzzzzzzzzzz'. My sister, who hates FPS's really enjoys it. It has a control style where people who haven't even heard of Fps's on the wii can play, and even eliminate those who have. It is well rounded, and fun for the whole family, as there is little learning curve, and everybody enjoy's it.



online is different. Much much different. You have an account, where you can customize, 'Loadouts,' and pwn up to 8 people across the world. You level up, and thus unlock new guns to pwn with, and new gadgets, or perks which help you in the long run.

I actually really enjoyed it, mostly playing team matches, and all that. I found it fun, and quick, with little slowdowns. I thought the connection to be good, and I really had no trouble finding a match, or maintaining one. It was purely fun. I don't care for Wiispeak, so the lack of that really did not matter to me. I did have some complaints though.

Firstly, There should be no such thing as, 'hosts,' online, because when they leave, it disconnects everybody from the game. Seriously not cool. Secondly, I found that getting leveled up was somewhat difficult with the, less then good guns they give you when you customize your loadout. Fortunately, they make pre-made loadouts with a variety of non crappy guns. I also found the AI to be a little too smart, as they could see, AND ATTACK YOU through cover. The cover is destructible, but only to the enemy bullets, which I dislike, because you are always scrambling for cover when you lose it, and sprinting is off. You can only sprint for an alloted amount of time, so when that runs out, you stop, or if you want to stop, you can't. These are minor faults, so you can adapt to them. I seriously had to look for things to complain about.

Thats really all! It's a good game, with a solid campaign and a fun multiplayer! The graphics are nothing to scream at, but they do their job in showing the good guys from the bad guys, and the controls are spot on! It is a buy, and the best FPS on the wii!

So that's how my week was. Sick, but with a good game! How was yours?

Sleeping people are to be left alone.

I love to sleep. Who doesn't? The thing is, I don't like to be woken up. Imagine this, You are sleeping peacefully, dreaming about punching people, looking sweet and innocent, When you are woken up by this.



All of a sudden, you are awoken. This is a milestone in history, it could determine whether the universe lives or dies. A BOOM Echoes out, a boom so loud, and soul piercing, a million babies across the world simultaneously begin to dirty themselves, and Scream and Cry.





A single word slithers out of their mouth, a dare to say what you want to say. Your life can lead to many different things at this point, most notably, getting off Scot free, being mauled and living, crippled for the rest of your life, or dying a slow, and painful death.

ME- Yesssss...?

Stasha- ummm...

You are left in a weird position. If you say what you want to say, he might go, "Oh, Sure!" hop up, and do whatever, or kill you on the spot. if you say nothing, he will flat out kill you on the spot. The question is, should you lie, and try to increase the chance of living, with all of your limbs, or tell the truth, and perhaps get away with living with all of your limbs.

Me- WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

Stasha- (panicking.) I- I want to know if you would like ... to... fight... a monster...?

Me- ...