Longshot!

SNIPERS UNITE! I will show you a post on my awesomeness of the... LONGSHOT! (Celebrate nerf, CMON!)

K THX BYE

COP

Hey, I know JUDO GETTAWAY (trademark,) is not very updated.

Tough.

It takes a long time to FINISH a game, let alone review one.
Since I've givin up on the Zelda OOT, cuz I can't beat it, I've decided to do a shorter game, to tide me over until Zelda Spirit tracks comes out.

That game is C.O.P, the recruit.

When I Finish it, I will tell you.
I posted.
Quit complaining.

Zelda (TRAILER)

ou know it, look at the title.

This time, I will review the most epic game in the history of history...

Zelda, Orcarina of Time. A review of a game so awesome, it needs 2 posts!

So make sure you check in Sunday, for the FIRST post!

(I will not be covering the ENTIRE story, that would make spoilers. Just little tidbits. ALSO I haven't completed the game, so no monsters or bosses.)

UPDATE!!! I have not been feeling to well, (as in I puked...) so I can't do the review, sorry. I will tell you when its up.

T

NERF flip clip

oh boy, A faster way to load....

The Nerf Flip Clip!

In a single stroke of brilliance, NERF invented the coolest thing ever, the NERF flip clip! In the pictures, I have shown you what it is, two clips tied together. INGENIOUS!

(I also have a Recon as the display gun, high reccomend, 7 rating)

Each clip has 6 darts, and since there is 2 clips, there are 12 darts. What I like about it, is that you can load the empty clip as you got a full one in the machine itself! You see, instead of just a clip, and you take it out, fill it, put it back in, then waste it all in 6 shots, you waste the 6 shots.... THEN TURN IT OVER!!! coolness at its extreme.


A great add on, 8 stars. Definately worth 19 bucks.

THEO

Sorry

sorry for my lack of posts. My next review, I will have a hint for.

*What if I dont WANT to flip the nerf clip?*

HI all you couzinz! (Delibrate spelling, ;))

But if you have a Gmail account, every tuesday and friday from 530 to whenever, we have a chat! (630 for all you BC couzinz!)

If this does not work out, then comment below.

PS I am writing weird because I am sick, and I have medical tape on my thumb.

EDIT it is 430 for all you BC couzinz!

Poor Stasha.

I feel sorry for Stashie, because she has a fat loser for a music teacher.

In the comment box, write your sympathies to Stasha, your stupid teachers, and how you delt with them.

Like so.

"Mr. I'm-a-big-loser really sucks! He never puts on pants! I told him his hairy legs wornt attractive, and that I've seen people puke because of them. He understood, and started putting on pants... At the expense of not wearing a different thing. Thank GOD I told him to keep his pants on, not his socks."

THEO

NERF

Hey, been a while, hey? (Hey is for horses Theo!!!) Anywho, I will review me and my NERF Raider! (Hurrah!) It came in Tuesday, or Today, and I am super exited!!! This is my 1st review, so It may seem crummy, but none the less, you will learn how I do these! T

NERF RAIDER---Full review!

As you can see at the very bottom, there are 2 pictures. One of me brandishing a Raider normally, and one totally awesome rays Raider pic!!! (Choose which you perfer in the comment box below!)

Look at that beauty! The biggest feature you may notice is the gigantic dart box! It is capable of holidng a whooping 35 darts! Now as awesome as this might seem, there are some setbacks. In slam mode, there is a tendancy to jam, and wreck darts. Usually its not too bad, but it gets annoying sometimes to get the thing unjammed. Another big notice is the slam mode! If you hold the trigger, and pump the shot-handle, (found under the barrel,) you can do rapid fire action!

The gun comes in 3 main parts. The barrel, trigger, and handle part, (all one part,) the stock, and the dart case. (IF you look very closely at figure UNO, then you may notice a blue box in between the barrel, and clip. This peice is ESSENTIAL if you want this gun to work. It holds the clip in place, and allowes all you lefties to do this well. There is a space for eyesight lefty style!) The stock is ajustable to you liking, (and arm length,) but it has one major flaw. I think this is stupid, but the rest of you may not think so. If you extend the stock backwards a little bit, and push it the opposite direction, it becomes like a mule and won't budge. BUT if the push the stock backwards, it goes along. This is annoying if you have short arms, and then it becomes too big and you can't grasp the shooting handle too well. NERF longshot and Recon clips work with the gun as well as the drum barrel.


So, those were my likes, dislikes, and all my thoughts. I would rate this a 7, 3 points off due to the jamming, weird stock, and long reload time. Write how you liked this, and remember, When in doubt, just blow their face off with darts!


T

apologies again

Hi, this is me jumping in the air at the Lethbridge Artwalk. This is a cabriolet which is really hard.








Remember I said I had lots of homework? Being a french guy is one of them. (*in french accent,* ho ho! I like cheese!)

Hi!

Hi, sorry about the lack of posts here.

This week has been very surreal.

Ow.

I'm sad

Dr. Yosh Senda, my Sensi, died on Wednsday.

He was 87, and died overnight.

This is why I'm sad.

Theo

Twas the time after school.

(Read like the Night before Christmas,)

T'was the day after school, at last, I was free,

But there was something to do that bothered me.

I sat and I thought, but this was in vain,

I thought about soccer, But no, there was rain.

Could it be a MOH* game I was ment to play?

But alas, that was yesterday.

I racked my brain, but there was just fog,

Until it hit me! I had to blog.

I had not posted for a week and a half,

And it was for my fans, (they had lots of wrath.)

As I sat down, ready to rock,

A horrid thing happend. Writers block.

Nothing came. No thought or desire.

Should it be a book, judo, or maybe wire?

I thought and I thought, then it came, POOF!

A poem, a good one, I shall spoof.

I typed like crazy, my fingers raw,

And when I was done, I stared in awe.

It was a beautiful thing, long and true,

But there was a line I could not do.

The line I had written so greatly before,

I shall tell you, no less, no more.

'This is the end! I must get my shoe,'

See what I mean? Don't know what to do.

I pondered and pondered and pondered some more,

It seemed like years! Decades! Centuries before,

I thought of an ending, at last, once more.

'This is the end! I must get my shoe,'

'So I bid farewell, this poem for YOU!'



T

* MOH Is a abbreviation of Medal of Honor.

The picture is me trying to get Jonny into a hold down :)

Oh, and I made this up.

snuggling desserts!

This is my mom, Sitting with my dog... ON DA BED!
She claims she likes to snuggle with Sami when dad isn't around, and I don't blame her!

Now for the Desserts, the first one is frozen yogurt, bananas, and chocolate syrup, and cookies all in one! yum yum!

The second one is a triangular marshmellow... COVERED IN SUGAR! They are really good, and dutch. Mom thought they were cookies, so she bought them, but I'm OK with it. They are called Spekkens, so find them in your local store!

This post is outdated, but The next one won't be! I promise!

T

Aye carumba!

Aye carumba!

Sorry with the delay, but I was really busy with Judo for a while, so don't Slag on me, man!

Anyways, here is the post I promised

Nose, teeth, and dog!

HI!!!

T here, and I'm here to tell you about...

MY JUDO AND TEETH AND DOG DAY... TODAY!

So, if you look at the teeth pictures, you can see I have lost my last tooth, and I have floride on my teeth! yay?

And in the dog one, look at the bridge of my nose. See that mark there? That is from the act of trying to flip a guy 3 heads taller, and twice my weight. Judo is very reckless, so don't you criticize me! (SL...)

Andyway.... Wait, I mean, Anyway, I hope you are all having a, (As Tony the Tiger would say,) grrrrrrrrrreat summer, and a happy New Year! ...Oh yeah, New Years is on January 1..... oops.

Remember


FUZZY PICKLES!

Bison!

Hi! Theo here, and I want to tell you that we went camping for the last 2 days! YAYYY!

We saw bison, and alot of stuff, but mainly bison, WHICH ARE AWESOME!

Plus, Me and stasha volunteered to do a tribute to Galileo, or the guy that said that we revolve around the sun, not the other way around. We also got little stuffy things, and I named mine Sabastian! YAY!

Shocky pupated, so he looks really cool, heres a picture.

We also saw a Giant Egg! Which is really cool, so yay!

And we saw a box that said, CAUTION, TORPEDOES. which was weird.

I didn't get very good pictures of bison, so you have to live with it.

T!

Review-boy Is here!

Hi! Theo here, and I'm here to tell you about my newest addition, the review-boy!

Wellllll, He is here to tell about the great (and horrible) Stuff in the 21 Century

OMG!

So enjoy his reviews and remember...


FUZZY PICKLES!

Inspector gadget!

Hi

I added gadgets and now you can feed fish, look at puppies, and play games!

YAY!

OH!

Oh and follow me too. It's kind of like subscribing, I know people want to!

So please do so, It makes me happy!
T

PS I dont usually beg, but this is a SITUATION!

PSS Also, write comments telling me how to IMPROVE this blog

Thanks!

Perogies and pickles!

Hi!

Today, we had a exiting time making...

PEROGIES!!!

but we ate them so fast, I dont have any pictures, so all make a sad face.
:(

We also made pickles a while ago, but they need to soak for 6 to 8 weeks.

I'll get pictures of THAT later!

I'll also get pictures of the float we are on in a parade!


YAY!!

T

PLEASE!

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POST REMOVED BY AUTHOR.

SORRY!

This post has been erased by the Author, so you wont have to go thru that GRUELING process!

Sorry for any inconvinience!

I'll be back!!

Holy Crap!!!

I just finished watching Terminator 1 and T2, and let me say, they are EPIC!!!


... Unfortunately, all of my cuzins, (Yes, I delibritly said cuzins,) it is too mature for you, but I think it would scare you all, so you should thank me.


Seriously, it would scare your pants off.... or worse, your UNDERWEAR!!! *gasp*

So, any way, this cake is great. All nice and moist. (Only Sarah and Ana would know what I'm talking about. *wink*)

T

Sorry!

I havent made any new posts, or pictures in a while.


The reason is that, I went to heritage days to dance!

YAY!!!

Unfortunately, I don't have any pictures, so I can't prove it, sorry.

My mom also left for Manitoba today, so its just Dad and a parent.

I hope you all are having a good summer!

Theo

Harrow!

So now that I've been able to post pictures, I can TRULY, be myself, like in this video above!

Also, I hope you like this picture with the puppy Zac! (Isnt he cute?)

Greetings from Lethbridge!

Wish you were here in Lethbridge!


Hi!

I'm in Lethbridge now, as well as suffering from Leaving Langly Syndrom, or LLS.

ANYways, I hope you all are having a good rest of the summer!

T

Good bye Langly!

I'm leaving today, so I'm saying my goodbyes to Langly!

PS I'm writing on my DSI.

Wooowee!

Wow, done packing! (I hope.)

I also think that we wont be able to finish the Magic infomertial, though not a big loss.

I'm leaving tomorrow, and the Storers and leaving today.

*sigh.*

I feel like I'm about to be executioned.

Theo

I need help.

Hi.

I like my blog, and I want it to survive, so you guys need to remind me to update it.

Thanks, T

ALL RIGHT! I LIED!

In my last post, I said, "No more posts till i get to Lethbridge!"

Well, I lied.

So sue me.

I wanted to post at my eventfull trip to Blair pool.
Ana and I played Parasite!
Its kind of like I am a parasite, and I attack Ana, then we became friends, and I was her pet.

We also got gum, which was good.
No more nights, saying "Need gum! Need gum!" and then chewing on my pillow in a desperate attempt for gum.

So I'm pretty happy now, and Ana and I need to wrap up our Magic Infomertial!

Hows my Billy Mais imitation?

"HI! THEO LYSYK HERE! DO YOU WANT SOME CRAP YOU SHOULDENT BUY?!?!"

Heh, enjoy the countdown to hometime!

Oh, boy!

I have my new blog in order!

The reason I set this up is because I can talk about my problems HERE, instead of calling or emailing you!

Anyways, I'm here to make my salutes to Langly, because we are leaving tomorrow. *sniff* No more Lolos, or Lolas, or air-gun shooting, (unless my parents bow to my command!) or cousins!!

So I made this blog about my life.

I will write in Masters, It's basically a facebook for us cousins.

I will also paste pictures when I get back!

This is my 2nd and last post in Langly, so see you in 2 days!

Theo

My new post!

Hi all of my people! I will invite all to see this new blog about myself! (cousins, aunts, moms, dads, etc. of course.)


This is for my personal life, though I will still post on masters.

Thanks!

Theo