Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Rock Paper Scissors?

SL- Ok, Rockpaperscissors SHOOT!... What is that?

TL- It's a car. Vroom.

SL- ... Ok... well, how does it fare against rock?

TL- not so good. The rock crashes through the windsheild and kills the driver. You win. One more time. ROCKPAPERSCISSORS SHOOT!

SL- Car again, huh?

Tl- yeah, I lose. Scissors slashes the tires.

SL-...

TL- ROCKPAPERSCISSORS SHOOT! DAMN, I lost again. Paper covers windshield, resulting in a crash.

SL- so car is pretty much useless?

TL- not really. Try it. ROCKPAPERSCISSORS SHOOT!

SL- so now we both have car. what happens?

TL- well, we crash head on, and there has to be one survivor. Do you know how we decide who the survivor is?

SL- I'm don-

TL- ANOTHER GAME OF ROCK PAPER SCISSORS!

SL- OH NO!

TL- ROCKPAPERSCISSORS SHOOT!

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Add, 'car,' to your rock paper scissors list.