Sleeping people are to be left alone.

I love to sleep. Who doesn't? The thing is, I don't like to be woken up. Imagine this, You are sleeping peacefully, dreaming about punching people, looking sweet and innocent, When you are woken up by this.



All of a sudden, you are awoken. This is a milestone in history, it could determine whether the universe lives or dies. A BOOM Echoes out, a boom so loud, and soul piercing, a million babies across the world simultaneously begin to dirty themselves, and Scream and Cry.





A single word slithers out of their mouth, a dare to say what you want to say. Your life can lead to many different things at this point, most notably, getting off Scot free, being mauled and living, crippled for the rest of your life, or dying a slow, and painful death.

ME- Yesssss...?

Stasha- ummm...

You are left in a weird position. If you say what you want to say, he might go, "Oh, Sure!" hop up, and do whatever, or kill you on the spot. if you say nothing, he will flat out kill you on the spot. The question is, should you lie, and try to increase the chance of living, with all of your limbs, or tell the truth, and perhaps get away with living with all of your limbs.

Me- WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

Stasha- (panicking.) I- I want to know if you would like ... to... fight... a monster...?

Me- ...

RANT

My rant this time around, is going to be about LOW RIDERS! and to introduce it, let me show you something



This is how Low riders think they are. cool, with girls drooling over them, and other low riders high-fiving them. This is the sad, sad reality.



You can use your imagination for what the girl is saying, 'eww' at.
For some reason, they think this is, cool... *sigh.*
Trust me when I say that if you're a low rider, and people will see your underwear, have the decency to change it once and a while! Seriously, this is idiotic! I don't know why this is deemed, 'cool,' because all you are doing is sitting there with your butt hanging out of you pants!

It's kind of funny though, because people tell them to pull their pants up, and stuff like that, so their plan kind of backfires from being cool, to being ridiculed for forgetting what a belt is.

Thats all for today, and remember....
PANTS ON THE GROUND, PANTS ON THE GROUND, LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND!