
All of a sudden, you are awoken. This is a milestone in history, it could determine whether the universe lives or dies. A BOOM Echoes out, a boom so loud, and soul piercing, a million babies across the world simultaneously begin to dirty themselves, and Scream and Cry.


A single word slithers out of their mouth, a dare to say what you want to say. Your life can lead to many different things at this point, most notably, getting off Scot free, being mauled and living, crippled for the rest of your life, or dying a slow, and painful death.
ME- Yesssss...?
Stasha- ummm...
You are left in a weird position. If you say what you want to say, he might go, "Oh, Sure!" hop up, and do whatever, or kill you on the spot. if you say nothing, he will flat out kill you on the spot. The question is, should you lie, and try to increase the chance of living, with all of your limbs, or tell the truth, and perhaps get away with living with all of your limbs.
Me- WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
Stasha- (panicking.) I- I want to know if you would like ... to... fight... a monster...?
Me- ...




Seriously why do I gave to be the one waking you up?
ReplyDeleteNice rant though. Really funny!
Ummmmmmm?
ReplyDeleteHa!
ReplyDeleteWhat's with the flames at the end?
ReplyDeleteIt represents my anger
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