I love my sister.

My sister is the greatest! I can bully her, and annoy her to my hearts content... at least until I get my eye poked out.
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*a typical day in the Lysyk household.*

(Theo walks up to Stasha.)
T-Hey, whatcha doing?
S- Nothing much. Just playing Windwaker.
T- I see... So, have you thought about doing something productive with your time?
S- Like your one to talk. Walking around in your underwear, playing games, doing nothing useful...
T- Hey! Walking around in my underwear is a design choice, which is really attractive.
S- PSHHHHH...!
T- Did I just hear a stifled laugh?
S- No, I just sneezed. I'm allergic to dumbness.
T- No you aren't, nobody can be... WAIT A SECOND!
S- Haha! You didn't get it, did you?
T- I TOTALLY got it! its YOU who didn't get it!
S- That made no sense.
T- Your face makes no sense.
S- ... What? Anyway, it was fun humiliating you, but now its time for you to go. I'm playing a game.
T- Well, what if I TURNED OFF YOUR GAME! Haha! What're you gonna do about it?
S-...

*3 minutes later*

T- OH MY GOD! OW! THAT REALLY HURTS!
S- So, now WHOS NOT gonna turn off my game any more?
T- ...The dogs..? ... OW! OKAY, OKAY! I WONT INTERRUPT YOU ANY MORE! ... WOW, your a witch. A WITCH!... AAARRRGGGHHH!!! You know what I think...?

*Dad* HOLYFREAKINGCRAPWILLYOUSHUTUP?!?!

*like I said. A typical day in the Lysyk household.)