And now another thing to ruin your day1

Experts say eating cookie dough is really bad for you! Link here. Your life just got a little more sad. You can just skim over, and see the highlights, cause, "It weekend. I don't need to read." hehehe.

EDIT* Oh look. I screwed up the title. I'm somehow lazy enough to write this statement then fix the 1. Meh.

Games!

Sorry I haven't posted in a bit. I've been sick, and still sick. But as I laid in bed, with my sickly delusions, (Unicorns riding Benjamin Franklin?) I came up with a game we could play all together. It'd be even more interesting with the younger kids invlolved, like Payton, Sydney, etc. Just pitching an idea, and I wanna hear what you think.

Called- Catchers and Seekers.
Number of people?- more the merrier! Minimum is 4, maybe 5.
Object of Catchers- 'Catch' the ball/beanbag/whatever from under the cup, and bring it to the end zone, an area about 10-20 feet away, depends on who we're playing with. Tries not to go to jail, or lose lives.
Object of the Seeker- to 'seek' and capture the Catchers, and place them in the jail, 10-20 feet from the cup, opposite the end zone. Can also make catchers lost their 1-5 lives. Can catch Catchers with either a tag, OR a thrown ball/water pistol/nerf gun/ranged anything.

Jail is like regular jail, get a catcher to run to you can grab you to get out. Cannot stay within 1-5 feet of the jail. (Depends on who we're playing with) The Catch? The catcher getting you out of jail MUST recite the Alphabet, or any other short song at whatever speed they like, before they are free, and get a free walk back to the end zone. While the Catcher is reciting whatever, they are allowed to be tagged. The Seeker cannot camp the jail, 5-10 limit, depending on who the seeker is.

Table with the cup and ball. In the middle of the play field, with a ball under the cup. When a catcher grabs the ball, they must shout 'Ball Get' at the top of their lungs and run like crazy for the end zone. Seeker must stay at least 5-10 from the cup and ball. Note, with the limit, the seeker is allowed to run through that radius, they just aren't allowed to stay there for the whole game.

Endzone. This is where the freed jail members are brought to when they are ready to go back into the game, this is where the catcher must bring the ball. This is also where Catchers safe-zones, where they can rest for 10-30 seconds, depends on who's playing. (optional safe-zones)

Catcher lives- Optional. These are the amount of times where you can be tagged and brought to jail. could be 1-5 lives? After you're on 0, or last life, and you get tagged, you lose and sit out. However, the game doesn't end.

Time limit?- Also optional. This time, seeker tries to wait out the wave of Catchers, and tries to keep them from the ball. Catchers get infinite lives. could be from 1-100 minutes for all I care. Stopwatch needed.

What do you guys think? I'd like feedback on times, amounts of whatever, balancing issues, catcher issues, seeker issues, jail issues, added ideas or innovations you guys have, Whatever. Thanks!

HEYEYEYEYE WHATSGOINGON!

Skip to 1:23 or so. I love this song. It's very entertaining, and I like to sing along.

The 3 reasons I hate people

Hi there everybody. I've been feeling bad, cause I've just been making lame blog posts about things nobody wants to see. To make up for it, I'll include a fan-favorite; Rants. More specifically, rants in list form! (yaaay)

Ladies and gentlemen, I welcome you to the new section of my blog, titled: My Slow Descent into a Lonely Hermit with No Soul or Emotion, by Theo Lysyk.

Number Three- I'm not a smiley Person!

Smiling is hard. Looking happy is hard. Unfortunately, for the entire school year, I have to look happy, or somebody might kick a puppy.

I recall on my first week of school, standing at the closed and locked classroom door, lost in thought about how boring today will be, when one of my classmates turn to me, and says,

'Why do you always look so angry?'

'I don't look angry'

'Yes you do. You look like somebody who wants to murder everybody here.'

'What? No I don't!'

'Really? Cause I'm getting one really big, I-will-eat-your-firstborn-child vibe from you'

'No, that's how my face is!'

'Uh-huh. So your face naturally looks like a mass murderer?'

'YES'

And so on and so forth. That's when I realized how not-happy I look compared to everyone else. For some reason, I don't like to smile when I do stuff, while everyone else is flashing their pearly whites like its nobody's business. Here is a visual diagram.

How I look How I feel

This isn't usually the case with most people, as when somebody looks like the kid on the right, he feels like the kid on the right. If I was in school right now, and I looked like that kid, somebody probably just said, 'Hey everybody! Principle said that school is finished forever for everybody, and that you should take 100 million dollars and a super-hot supermodel before you leave to your mansion in your personal continent!'

Number Two- Being nice is a hassle! (Especially around stupid people)

Another reason I hate being around people is that I don't like being nice. Here is another excerpt from a conversation with somebody who isn't the brightest.

Stupid Kid- Hey Theo! Maaaaaan, that test was so hard! You know that question about finding the hypoth...hpyoth.... hirtyhps....

Me- Hypotenuse.

SK- Yeah that, it took me FOREVER to find out the hkypot....hdyath... that thing. Luckely, I remembered the formula. Its B2 minus A2 times the square root of the length of the multiplied A side, right?

Me-.... no it isn't. We literally JUST learned this. The formula is RIGHT on the board.

SK-REALLY? Why are you so mean?!

Then I get yelled at by the teacher for being mean. I'm not a mean person, its just that I have low patience, and it gets used up pretty fast.

In short? It SUCKS to be talking and nice to people.

Seen above- Talking to people.

Number one- Since I hate people, don't pull me away from being alone, and force me to be around MORE FREAKING PEOPLE

Judging from the other 2 points, you can tell I don't like being around people. So when I'm at the library, mooching off of the free internet, and having fun watching videos, DON'T PULL ME AWAY TO TALK TO PEOPLE! I love my friends, they are awesome, but I don't always want to be around you guys! Eventually I'll snap, and say something stupid, or hurtful, and nobody wants that. So for the good of me, and society, leave me alone!

Yeah, I'm that guy. I'm just okay with it.

The Who!

Today, I will share with you Who are You, by the Who.

I love it because Keith Moon (Drummer) makes stupid faces and does stupid things the whole time. Its basically a bunch of kids in an adult body.WARNING PLEASE READ: There is a swear, the F bomb, in this video and not censored. Viewer Discretion is advised.

TEAM JACOB! :)

I havent posted!

Ahhh, long post times. Just like in the ol' days! To make up for it, here is a link to a stupid video.

Metal Gear Solid 2/3 Theme Song (Orchestrated.)


From my favorite Video Game series, (Sorry Zelda,) and my favorite Video Game theme song (Sorry Zelda!!!) ORCHESTRATED! Seriously, its beautiful, and I love it. Check it out

I got a new drum kit.

I got a new drum kit! It's an Roland TD-9k2s V-Compact drum set, meaning I can use headphones, and change the sounds of the drums significantly. I can play a jazz kit, then switch to a rock kit with ease. This also means I can play at 3 AM, and have nobody wake up. (Which I did the other night, for the record.) It sounds uber-realistic, and feels almost as good as an acoustic kit. I put a picture in. It has another type, with the same brain and all, but it costs more and has mesh heads for the toms. It also has a modified ride cymbal to feel a little better. I got the simpler version, with rubber toms, and simple ride. It was used, but I don't care, it feels great.