The 3 reasons I hate people

Hi there everybody. I've been feeling bad, cause I've just been making lame blog posts about things nobody wants to see. To make up for it, I'll include a fan-favorite; Rants. More specifically, rants in list form! (yaaay)

Ladies and gentlemen, I welcome you to the new section of my blog, titled: My Slow Descent into a Lonely Hermit with No Soul or Emotion, by Theo Lysyk.

Number Three- I'm not a smiley Person!

Smiling is hard. Looking happy is hard. Unfortunately, for the entire school year, I have to look happy, or somebody might kick a puppy.

I recall on my first week of school, standing at the closed and locked classroom door, lost in thought about how boring today will be, when one of my classmates turn to me, and says,

'Why do you always look so angry?'

'I don't look angry'

'Yes you do. You look like somebody who wants to murder everybody here.'

'What? No I don't!'

'Really? Cause I'm getting one really big, I-will-eat-your-firstborn-child vibe from you'

'No, that's how my face is!'

'Uh-huh. So your face naturally looks like a mass murderer?'

'YES'

And so on and so forth. That's when I realized how not-happy I look compared to everyone else. For some reason, I don't like to smile when I do stuff, while everyone else is flashing their pearly whites like its nobody's business. Here is a visual diagram.

How I look How I feel

This isn't usually the case with most people, as when somebody looks like the kid on the right, he feels like the kid on the right. If I was in school right now, and I looked like that kid, somebody probably just said, 'Hey everybody! Principle said that school is finished forever for everybody, and that you should take 100 million dollars and a super-hot supermodel before you leave to your mansion in your personal continent!'

Number Two- Being nice is a hassle! (Especially around stupid people)

Another reason I hate being around people is that I don't like being nice. Here is another excerpt from a conversation with somebody who isn't the brightest.

Stupid Kid- Hey Theo! Maaaaaan, that test was so hard! You know that question about finding the hypoth...hpyoth.... hirtyhps....

Me- Hypotenuse.

SK- Yeah that, it took me FOREVER to find out the hkypot....hdyath... that thing. Luckely, I remembered the formula. Its B2 minus A2 times the square root of the length of the multiplied A side, right?

Me-.... no it isn't. We literally JUST learned this. The formula is RIGHT on the board.

SK-REALLY? Why are you so mean?!

Then I get yelled at by the teacher for being mean. I'm not a mean person, its just that I have low patience, and it gets used up pretty fast.

In short? It SUCKS to be talking and nice to people.

Seen above- Talking to people.

Number one- Since I hate people, don't pull me away from being alone, and force me to be around MORE FREAKING PEOPLE

Judging from the other 2 points, you can tell I don't like being around people. So when I'm at the library, mooching off of the free internet, and having fun watching videos, DON'T PULL ME AWAY TO TALK TO PEOPLE! I love my friends, they are awesome, but I don't always want to be around you guys! Eventually I'll snap, and say something stupid, or hurtful, and nobody wants that. So for the good of me, and society, leave me alone!

Yeah, I'm that guy. I'm just okay with it.